#The DuLac Way

When they finally call my number at Reckers on a Friday night

How I feel when I see girls getting fro-yo

When my parents say parietals aren’t that bad

Brojo’s e-mails

When I realized the polar bear plunge wasn’t such a good idea

When people anonymously call me a dick on tumblr

When I found out that there were dorms behind the library

When the fire alarm goes off while you’re breaking parietals

When I go to subway and then remember they don’t have $5 footlongs

When my professor puts up the midterm class averages